Is this what you are going to be doing on this very fine Heart Day? An Evening Alone with Just You and Those Sad-Candles at The Citadel of Lost Souls (A.K.A. Your Apartment).  It’s Valentine’s Day. And You’re Alone. With Fondue. And, for some reason, A Giant Cupid-Penis Holding A Bow and Arrow. And the arrow is also a phallus.